Why You Should Know How to Roll a Rose Petal Blunt
Sometimes a little ingenuity is all that it takes to skyrocket into Twitter stardom. Such is the case for Twitter user @simple_sasha who, before two months ago was just a bright-eyed young lass with a penchant for pot. But this young lady had apparently traveled down to the crossroads at the stroke of midnight, struck a deal with some high-ass devil and learned how to roll a rose petal blunt.
The idea sounded preposterous let alone feasible to the feeble stoner mind. People responded with all kinds of questions ranging from “is it safe”?” to “what does it taste like?” Naturally, these blunts are going to taste like flowers, as @simple_sasha so poetically clarified:
It’s almost sweet & a little earthy. Exactly how you think smoking a flower would be haha
— Sasha? (@simple_sasha) September 14, 2017
HOW TO ROLL A ROSE BLUNT pic.twitter.com/2Cr26rzllF
— Sasha? (@simple_sasha) September 14, 2017
? Have you tried the rose petal blunt yet?
?? samuraibud #TuesdayThoughts pic.twitter.com/qnQqxN3ezu
— Duby – Weed Social (@dubyapp) September 26, 2017
screw the haters, I think this is so cool and I’m proud of my lil rose petal blunt 🙂 ?? pic.twitter.com/anhcNCDiQR
— L-jay (@realest_legend) September 29, 2017
Not only that, you’re going to look cool. Think about it. Who among your friends is going to show up to a smoke session with a bouquet of rose petal blunts? You are, dammit, because you’re the coolest person you know.