Hotbox your Bed with the Privacy Pop Bed Tent

I know hotboxing your bed wasn’t how the makers of the Privacy Pop Bed Tent intended you to use their product, but, c’mon, look at this thing:


When I first saw the Privacy Pop Bed Tent bed advertised on my Facebook timeline I shrugged and kept scrolling past videos of hood fights, dank memes and kittens singing karaoke. Then I thought about it…and my next reaction was to buy one so I could set it up with my lady friend and take a camping trip to the farthest recesses of our subconscious. Yes, I’m aware kids can use the pop tent to play make-believe, but so can adults. Set yours up and make-believe you don’t have to go to work in the morning or that your own children live in a magical realm far, far away called Grandparentlandia or Foster Care.

Don’t you remember how fun it was as a kid to build pillow forts or simply scurry under your bed for some good old fashioned imagination time? Don’t you kind of miss that? I do. Which is why weed and kid shit like this go hand in hand. Give me a box of Frosted Flakes, some Twizzlers, a case of blunts, a full Netflix queue and a securely fastened pop tent and I would be set for the weekend.

You can purchase a Privacy Pot–excuse me, Privacy Pop Bent Tent through this link or at your local KMart. Better yet, share some pics or vids of you hotboxing one! We’re so going to make this a thing now.



Petey Wheatstraw

Hi, my name is Petey Wheatstraw. I'm an avid marijuana smoker, writer, devoted father and non-profit minion-- not necessarily in that order. A Chicago native I've lived in the Bay Area since 1996. Click Here for Free Cannabis