GrandDaddy Purple: One of the Queen Bees of Weed

Granddaddy Purple, or GDP as she’s affectionately referred to by us Stoner G’s (hehe), is one of those strains that’s been around for a while. One could even call her Queen Bee if you’re a hardcore ganja smoker. The brainchild of entrepreneur Ken Estes, she has gone by a few monikers: Grape Ape, Purple Erkel and Grandaddy Grape Ape. She has finally evolved into the lovely specimen you see below:

Granddaddy Purple is one of those strains that you know deep in your burning heart her love for you is true, she will never let you down. You will walk around and see her face on everything you pass by, you will hear her voice in the wind. And then you will wake up and realize you have been laid out on your couch for the past three hours after watching reruns of the Jeffersons with an empty bag of Cool Ranch Kettle Chips crumpled by your feet.

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Petey Wheatstraw

Hi, my name is Petey Wheatstraw. I'm an avid marijuana smoker, writer, devoted father and non-profit minion-- not necessarily in that order. A Chicago native I've lived in the Bay Area since 1996. Click Here for Free Cannabis