Assuming that’s where you are. On your couch.
Or, like me, you could be hanging out somewhere in the fringes of your city and simply don’t want to jump in your car or a city bus and schlep halfway across town just to buy some weed. For the love of all that is good in this world, there’s got to be an easier way than that– hasn’t there? I mean they deliver alcohol to you don’t they?
Luckily for you and I there is a better way. A few weeks ago I stumbled across a service called Eaze, which has been dubbed the “Uber of Marijuana Delivery”. And they do not disappoint. A FULL, compelling menu stocked with pot products–all of which arrive piping hot and in relatively short fashion–usually in a little under 20 minutes.
Just a few years ago the concept of a reputable Marijuana Delivery service was unheard of–there simply was no such thing. You may have had your guy dropping weed off at your house in his beat-up Crown Victoria, or bike messengers in New York selling it off the grid, but that was it. Now investors are feeling less skittish of this “underground” industry, and with growing revenue being reported in states such as Colorado they are more willing to invest in Marijuana startups that have the potential to satiate a fierce need. One of those needs is for us marijuana smokers to get their stash without all the fuss and muss. I can’t tell you the number of times I have awkwardly run into runny eyed coworkers or even youth I’ve worked with while shopping at Cannabis Dispensaries. Unfortunately, this also speaks to the stigma Marijuana retains and likely will not lose anytime soon.
Okay, so enough of my prattling on. What about that free weed right? Just follow this link. You will receive 20$ credit off your first order! 8ths on Eaze start at $15 and they only have a $29 minimum purchase. So you’re essentially getting a free eight of weed.
I did all this when I first began buying from Eaze and got a tasty free 8th (courtesy of the brand #OldPals) delivered to my door. Since then they have been quite generous with their promotions, something I’m sure your weed dealer never was with theirs.
Something else to keep in mind. Once Eaze begins to expand into other states with medical marijuana, you’ll be to get an online consultation for a medical marijuana card via webcam through EazeMD for only $30, with an option to get a mailed hard copy for $10 (a $40 total). It’s your one stop shop!
My name is Petey Wheatstraw, also known as Charles Stevens. I’m an avid marijuana smoker, writer, devoted father and non-profit minion– not necessarily in that order. A Chicago native I’ve lived off and on in the Bay Area since 1996. Seven years ago I finally settled here to capture the changing face of our communities.