How To Get a $9 Eight of Weed Without Leaving Your Couch

Assuming that’s where you are. On your couch.

You could be out chillin’ maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and shootin some b-ball outside of the school.

Or, like me, you could be hanging out somewhere in the fringes of your city and simply don’t want to jump in your car or a city bus and schlep halfway across town just to buy some weed. For the love of all that is good in this world, there’s got to be an easier way than that– hasn’t there? I mean they deliver alcohol to you don’t they?

Luckily for you and I there is a better way. A few weeks ago I stumbled across a service called Eaze, which has been dubbed the “Uber of Marijuana Delivery”.  And they do not disappoint. A FULL, compelling menu stocked with pot products–all of which arrive piping hot and in relatively short fashion–usually in a little under 20 minutes.

Just a few years ago the concept of a reputable Marijuana Delivery service was unheard of–there simply was no such thing. You may have had your guy dropping weed off at your house in his beat-up Crown Victoria, or bike messengers in New York selling it off the grid, but that was it. Now investors are feeling less skittish of this “underground” industry, and with growing revenue being reported in states such as Colorado they are more willing to invest in Marijuana startups that have the potential to satiate a fierce need.  One of those needs is for us marijuana smokers to get their stash without all the fuss and muss. I can’t tell you the number of times I have awkwardly run into runny eyed coworkers or even youth I’ve worked with while shopping at Cannabis Dispensaries. Unfortunately, this also speaks to the stigma Marijuana retains and likely will not lose anytime soon.

Okay, so enough of my prattling on. What about that $9 weed right?  Go to and type in promo code Happy605 (or just follow this linkYou will receive 20$ credit off your first THREE DELIVERIES (essentially $60 worth of credit) if you use the promo code. However keep in mind if you just follow the link above you’ll only get $20 credit off your first order, that’s it.

Although 8ths on Eaze start at $29, they only have a $29 minimum purchase. So if you really wanted too, you could use this promo code and get yourself an 8th of weed delivered to you, no questions asked, for 9 bucks. 

I did all this when I first began with Eaze and got a tasty 8th delivered to my door damn near for free. Since then they have been quite generous with their promotions, something I’m sure your weed dealer never was with theirs.

Something else to keep in mind. You can get an online consultation via webcam through EazeMD for only $30, with an option to get a mailed hard copy for $10 (a $40 total). It’s your one stop shop!


Petey Wheatstraw

My name is Petey Wheatstraw, also known as Charles Stevens. I'm an avid marijuana smoker, writer, devoted father and non-profit minion-- not necessarily in that order. A Chicago native I've lived off and on in the Bay Area since 1996. Seven years ago I finally settled here to capture the changing face of our communities. Click Here for Free CBD Products